oober doober derp
You just wasted 25 minutes in traffic. Your hands are full–You’re carrying two large pizzas and a bag full of drinks. You get to the...
When you’re picking up an order at McDonald’s
“Wait outside? Works for me!!! Haha!” “…Motherf-cker!”
“Sorry sir, the order isn’t ready you’re gonna have to wait”
Seriously, would you buy one of these?